(Source: mycroftly, via girl--rage)

unphrased:

I wish I could just press the restart button on some people.

(via thestorymyfeettell)

ipostfun:

heavy firepower

ipostfun:

heavy firepower

(via thestorymyfeettell)

detectivedeathmachine:

crownofbirds:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

agelfeygelach:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

shannenanan:

Omfg. I’m literally speechless

I NEED to reblog Helpful Indoor Owl

Just look at this little cutie

Perched on its human friends head there, being adorable…

The caption makes me wonder if it shreds letters regardless of whether they need to be„„

"Those bank statements would only make you sad, human

So I took care of them

YES

Yes I am good owl”

OOOOH NOOOOOOOOO help too cute eeeek

Aw, look at that one where he’s making tea

(Source: poyzn)

castieltherebel:

good thing he’s buying pampers cause he just shat his pants

castieltherebel:

good thing he’s buying pampers cause he just shat his pants

(via laughingstation)